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Horrible Bosses
Kill each others bosses like Danny DeVito in Strangers on a Train

Kill each others bosses like Danny DeVito in Strangers on a Train

Most killers are first-timers. You wanna pull of a brilliant murder, you got to act like it's an accident. If you do it right, you don't even have to be there when it goes down.

How are we supposed to fake three accidents?

You stock your prey. You got to be smart. Find out where they live. Find out their habits. What are their hobbies. What do they like. What type of food they like. Even if you pull it off perfectly, if you crackers got motives the popo (that means police) will still pin it to you.

We all have clear motives for killing our bosses. So this is not gonna work. This is garbage.

Why don't you kill each others bosses?

That's actually a good idea.

Not bad.

Yeah, like Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train, right?

I didn't see that. Did they do that?

The Danny DeVito movie. It's a funny one.

Yeah, that famous Alfred Hitchcock / Danny DeVito movie. That's the one. Come on!

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