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Wreck-It Ralph
Ralph goes to Bad Guy-Anonymous, where all the bad guys meet. Wreck-It Ralph

Ralph goes to Bad Guy-Anonymous, where all the bad guys meet. Wreck-It Ralph

Ralph (voiced by John C. Reilly) goes to Bad-Anon.

Ralph: I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

Every game character is in shock.

You can't mess with the program Ralph.

You're not going turbo are you?

Turbo? No, I'm not going turbo! Come on, guys! Is it turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it turbo to want more out of life?

Yes!

Ralph, Ralph. We get it. But we can't change who we are. And the sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Everyone agrees.

Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.

Now Let's close out with the bad guy affirmation.

I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ralph doesn't say it.

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