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Wreck-It Ralph
What's that? I didn't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb. Wreck-It Ralph

What's that? I didn't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb. Wreck-It Ralph

Clip from Wreck-It Ralph where Ralph meets Vanellope. With John C. Reilly as Ralph and Sarah Silverman as Vanellope.

Vanellope (Sarah Silverman): What's your name?

Ralph (John C. Reilly): Uhm. Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.

You're not from here, are you?

No, well, yeah. I mean. Not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here.

What kind of work?

Just some routine candy tree trimming. You probably wanna stand back. In fact: this whole area is technically closed while we're trimming.

Who's we?

Candy Tree Department.

Oh. Where is everybody else?

Ah, it's just me today.

So you just meant like the royal we?

Yeah, that's right.

Hey, are you a hobo?

No. I'm not a hobo. But I am busy. Okay. So you, go home.

What's that? I didn't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.

Listen, I tried to be nice.

I tried to be nice.

You're mimicking me.

You're mimicking me.

Okay.

Okay.

That is rude, and this conversation is over.

And this conversation is whahaha...

Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you.

I'm from the Candy Tree Department, so I know what...

It's a double stripe.

Wow!

Double stripes break, guh-doy!

Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?

Uhm, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

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