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You sure you guys don't wanna grab some condoms? 30 Minutes or Less

You sure you guys don't wanna grab some condoms? 30 Minutes or Less

30 Minutes or Less clip with Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansani.

Okay, here we are. We get the handguns or the uzi's, what do you think?

These look real. Get down on the...!

Sssh!

Get down on the ground and give me the money in the bank.

How am I supposed to get you the money when I'm down on the ground?

Go get the money in the bank and then get down on the ground afterwards.

Alright. I'll be right back.

Guns. Masks. You sure you don't wanna grab some condoms?

No, why?

Because this is usually what men buy before they rape someone.

Oh, we're not rapist. Us two small fries? No way.

That's gonna be cash or credit for your rape kit.

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